I can use this toy internally but I can equally lay it on my labia and enjoy a total vulva vibration. This toy starts with a tapered tip and then comes out to a smooth and standard size for the rest of it and this is where the diversity comes in. That is, to say it has a total length of 7 inches, a 5.5 insertible inch, and a very nice 1 inch diameter. How slim? Well, if I were still using dilators I wouldn’t be using it as my first challenge but I might build up to it as my 4th dilator and feel like it would be excellently suited for the role. This toy follows the classic vibe style and is, as it suggests, slim in diameter. The Collection Sweet Cream Classic Slimline Vibrator by Blush Novelties also offers a certain degree of diversity too. This is even better when travelling – where carrying multiple vibes wouldn’t work so well but carrying 2xAAs is much more viable. Instead I just open my side drawer, pop in some new batteries, and we’re good to go. If the charge runs out I don’t have to plug it in, wait for it to charge, and search frantically for a replacement vibe of similar power and vibration style while my vulva loses its vrum. Every time I use a battery-powered sex toy I’m reminded how nice it is.
But what a wonderful thing to have such convenience. My recommendation for this toy would be to use rechargeable AAs (of which it will require 2) but I understand that sometimes convenience trumps being eco-aware. *Deep and heavy sobbing* Still, I suppose no toy is perfect. The biggest downside to this toy follows from this point – before you can turn this toy on you will need batteries, which you have to provide yourself. A similarly feline lollipop shares space with it, whereas one that I see as a bubblegum offering flaunts its lashes, happily looking to the potential user like “Yes, we know we’re delicious, now turn us on and find out just how true this is.” One of them is made of minty strawberries and has an adorable kitty face. Kawaii ice creams, lollipops, and swirls decorate the entire shaft of this classic slim vibe. What gives this toy such appeal to me? Well, if you’ve looked at the photos of this product then you can probably guess. Outside of those Blue Tuesdays that place will rob you blind without you even noticing it, but I digress. It’s also cheaper then a meal at Yo! Sushi that I had recently. £19 is less then I’d spend on some t-shirts or leggings. If I’m being honest I’d probably buy this toy for £19 even if I didn’t want to use it, purely because it’s adorable design. This little gem of a vibrator only costs £19 and it’s £19 well spent. The Collection Sweet Cream Classic Slimline Vibrator by Blush Novelties This, my friends, is one of those very rare times, and I’m quite happy to be able to report that to you. Usually that means I think it’s cute or I think it has promise. I eye up tacky vibrating duckies with the sole purpose of wanting to display it, squee at adorable emoji shaped items, and buy cheap vibrators purely because all I want is a cheap vibrator. Just because a company has given a toy a certain price tag, after all, doesn’t mean it cost them anywhere near as much, nor does it mean that it is actually worth the price it’s been given.īut then other times I just want to be an everyday sex toy geek.
I spend time browsing the latest releases in high sex toy culture, acquiring and reviewing the crème de la crème, and considering with extreme shrewdness whether these products are worth the exorbitant price tags that they often attribute to themselves.
Sometimes I’m all about being a sex toy connoisseur.